Label : Christian Staton

Description: Christian Staton is an idiot without a savante. He brings the much-needed innocence and much-less-needed naiveity to the group. He's not the brightest member, and he's the drummer for Senior Discount. He also was in a horrible plane crash in the 1960's. He somehow survived, but the doctor's told him he would never fluently use his arms or legs correctly again. To prove them wrong, Christian started learning the drums. Unfortunately, he proved them right, and owes them $20 to this day. Christian's I.Q. hovers right between that of a donkey and a relatively stupid dog. He spends much of his free time prancing in flowers and he tries to be as punk rock as one child can stand. His comedy often comes from his lack of knowledge about anything from sex to electricity. Christian is an employee of Warren House Of Pizza and will graduate from Roger Williams University this summer.

Dirty Fact: He has a blue penis head..

Watch Christian Grieve Over A Lost Pool Game

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