Label : Chuck Staton
Description: Chuck staton is the base of the VBW and one of the singers and guitarists of Senior Discount. The VBW started with four corners - Chuck and Lou as the two leaders, and Christian and Jordan as the....others. Chuck serves as a link between each member. As the less morally-driven of the two leaders, Chuck often finds himself as the brains behind the pranks, skits, and big projects that the VBW produces. His humor comes from everything from insulting the tall one, to retelling stories of the gullible one, to explaining his love of the gay one. As you may already know, he was born Archduke Morrisey Cockington, and once was the youngest girl in the Von Trapp family. From there, he hitchhiked to Providence, but decided that big city life was too much for him to handle, and soon moved to Warren where he currently resides. Chuck spends his free time being a douchebag to anyone who even CONSIDERS THINKING about him POSSIBLY be INCORRECT. He also is writing a book, and directing a movie, while on the side, being the leader of the vuluptuous VBW. He is currently attending Rhode Island College, and trying like hell to finish 1/3rd of his entire college career in the next 6 month so he can go on tour for good. Always up for a good trick, even if its on himself, and has always believed almost anything is tolerable as long as the laughter outweighs the pain.
Dirty Fact: His grandmother not only found an all-lesbian porno DVD on his desk, a bottle of human urine next to his bed, and 3 pairs of women's thongs in his underwear drawer, but also saw him sucking on a young girl's breast.
Watch Chuck Swindle The Crowd Into Insulting A Poor Boy