Label : Dylan Salvator
Description: Dylan is a hilarious man. He is a straight man, and not in the heterosexual way, although he could be a heterosexual. But I doubt it. He remains serious as all those around him act like crazy idiot-men who spout nonsense. Dylan is always the first to tell the story of what actually happenned, respond to questions with their real answers, and tell people when many members of the VBW lie. And all this categorizes him as a full-blown HOMO. Dylan is hilarious in his rational explanations, because his serious attitude always furthers the joke. Dylan probably works somewhere, and may or may not go to school. Dylan likes guitars, guitar strings, guitar sounds, and Chuck.
Dirty Fact: Dylan enjoys sex de la bum bum. And allegedly licked his own schmegma off his finger tips to come off as sexy. His uncle found him nothing of the sort.
Watch Dylan Express His Love For Jettas