Label : John Cabral

Description: Little John is without question the tiniest man in the VBW, but he has the biggest heart.
In other words, yes, he has a disease which causes your heart to be oversized and will probably die very young.
Johnny plays the role of the straight man to the VBW's very many absurd characters and the ideas they present. He's often looking for mischief and it always up for a prank or a trick. Johnny's hair is sometimes big, and sometimes small - like a mood ring, it changes with John's emotions. John once wrestled a bear, and he beat him so badly, that the bear actually bowed down before John. John invented the the food group "meats and proteins" and enjoys raquetball. He also wrote the following poem:
"I do not believe the lies
that the dirty doctor
has fed me.
He is the one who has AIDs."
Johnny plays guitar in the band Reversed Reality and has a job at a place. Though a fairly laidback man, he's always up for embarassing himself in any way, as long as it elicits a good laugh.

Dirty Fact: Fungul. Ask him.

Watch John Shake Like A Puppet

E-mail John : John Cabral Myspace : John Cabral AIM