Label : Kevin Silva

Description: Kevin is the biggest asshole in the group, and is one of the singers and the bassist of Senior Discount. If you are playfully insulting him, he will come back at you with an insult about something that made you go to therapy for years and took a hypnotist to make you forget about. He brings humor through insults and outrageous ideas that end up hurting people. Kevin likes to drink alot before playing, because he thinks it is hilarious to speak incoherently for hours on end with a crowd in front of him. He was the mastermind behind Watergate, the Lewinsky/Clinton scandal, Marissa Tomei getting an Oscar, and Yanni becoming famous. Kevin is the offspring of Satan and a small child with an even smaller penis. Kevin walks around heartlessly trying to break down everyone he sees, and trying to be an asshole to any man, woman or child that wanders near him. He loves to piss in their hair and he once fingered a man's daughter and then finger-fed the man fish-paste for hours on end. Kevin Silva loves to try to be cute, to hack away at every girl he sees, until they finally let him close enough so he can rip their hearts to shreds immediately after thieving their virginity. If he does this often enough he doesn't have to eat because this powers him. Kevin enjoys making a jackass out of himself and would thank you kindly if you pointed out when he's doing so. Voted VBW's "Man Of The Year", Kevin works at various jobs until he quits them for no reason a week later. He will graduate from Rhode Island College ths summer.

Dirty Fact: Often pisses his pants when intoxicated, and once actually had sex with a ghost. OK, OK, I'm lying....he MANY MANY TIMES had sex with a ghost.

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