Label : Lou Perella
Description: Lou is arguably the most responsible in the group. Even though he is often up for a crazy time or two, he tries to obey the law and do what is morally right. He also gets mad easily, which always provides humor for all. As one of the two leaders of the group, he is almost always around. Lou is a mathematitian who is fluent in Spanish. He loves work and enjoys cooking. He loves teddy bears and orange things. Lou is the one who "tells it like it is" - meaning he's a prick. He will say something that will hurt your feelings and be a negative asshole 24 hours a day. But is a pleasant dinner-date. Lou currently lives in Virginia, working as an RLA at Virginia Intermont College. He will return to Rhode Island in May, where his douchebaggery will reign once again.
Dirty Fact: Once actually shit his pants on a date. Jesus Christ. He also shit on a tree. He does a lot of stuff with his shit.
Watch Lou Fall Out A Window.........Twice!