Label : Rob Luther
Description: Rob Luther is the oldest, wisest and the most ticklish man in the VBW. He is also the Head of Security for Senior Discount....and the ONLY Security for Senior Discount. Rob is always around to give his worldly advice to everyone who needs it. One time he had a jetski! Rob used to live in New York, where his job was shanking people on a daily basis, and then he would scream "WELCOME TO NEW YORK!". Mayor Juliani actually hired him to do this to get people used to life in the Big Apple. Rob likes to have his anus licked, and if you think that belongs as Rob's dirty fact, then you obviously don't know Rob. Ok, here's where it gets confusing...Rob is actually Jordan's dad. But Jordan's mom didn't tell him, so Jordan thinks Rob is just his "pal" that takes him to baseball practice and pleasures him orally on rainstormy thunderous nights. At the same time, Rob is also Tom's cousin, and Tom is Jordan's best friend and therapist, while Chuck remains an acquaintance. Rob looks like an ugly, disgusting, awful, horrifying, threatening, stomach-turning, penis-melting, vagina-sewing thug, but on the inside, he's a jiggly bowl of love. Kind of like the Predator in "Aliens Vs. Predator" (but not like the Predator in all the other Predator movies). Rob loves to have his feet tickled, and likes to say "Chuck you are so good at turning me on." when you are rubbing his behind. Currently, Rob is also a juggalo, although if you sometimes mistake him for a giggalo, he will apply those skills as well.
Dirty Fact: Had a threesome with a mother and her daughter. How's THAT for fuckin dirty??!?? Bitches!!!
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