Label : Tom Wells
Description: As the most unintentionally funny man in the VBW, Tom Wells is also the only outed homosexual in the group (although every once in a while you can catch Jordan and Christian taking a peek out of the closet) and he is loved by all. He is the lead guitarist for Senior Discount, and his knack for telling awful jokes and saying heartless things constantly is something that everyone loves. Tom is almost 26, but he can't decide if he wants to act like he's 6 or 45. Sometimes he whines and bitches like he is still in diapers, and sometimes his over-bearing cautious and parental nature makes it seem like diapers are only a few years away. Tom Wells lived in Florida and Rhode Island, back and forth, all his life. He wanted to live in both places at once, so he cut himself in half, and let one half (called John Wells) live in Florida and the other half (called simply Tom Wells) live in Rhode Island. Tom has always been around for Senior Discount, and decided to join them musically because....well, they needed SOMEthing. Tom seems to have proven himself, to be that very thing. He is bald, he is slow, his eyes are beady, he's gay, he can't run, he wishes boys could get pregnant and that it was easier for men to get breast implants. He fits in with Senior Discount. Like a glove. One of those bum-gloves with the fingers cut off. Tom is the manager of FYE in Raynham, MA, and he freaks out if you start driving and he's "not buckled", he secretly loves being made fun of, and he puts things in his bumbum when he touches himself at night.
Dirty Fact: Tom is a slutty gay. What else? His balls are bulky and gross!! This better be dirty enough for you!
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